Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Considering what Jesus did when he met up with that fig tree, what do you think he would have done....?

...to that infamous tree in the garden of Eden?

Considering what Jesus did when he met up with that fig tree, what do you think he would have done....?
What do you think the burning bush was made of?



**Thanks for making me spit a whiskey and coke on the screen**



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Reply:He could have produced more figs and feed them to the poor and hungry. At least that's what I would have done.
Reply:he would have produced more figs and fed them to the snake.
Reply:The cursing of the fig tree was a prophetic illustration that the nation of Israel was to be left desolate for their disobedience.



As you can see that has happened.
Reply:The fig tree that didn't bear any fruit represented Israel.
Reply:I think he would have eaten from it (somebody had to) and then hung himself (again, always the martyr).
Reply:woof up in smoke is what I would have done

but the longsuffering of our Lord endured with much grief

for Satan said He could run the show better than God could ever do

Ezekiel 28 : 13
Reply:He wouldve made fresh apple pie ...
Reply:He would have made some Apple Pan Dowdy or however you spell it. (((((Zilla)))))
Reply:the tree of death---he embraced it and hung all the sins given to him in marriage with his Church on it---then he rose again from the dead and left the sins there with death and so we go with him through death and leave our sins there too and follow him to Heaven where we are constantly winning Bingo games!!! Yay!!!! (not really but we will always be happy)

(((Zilla)))
Reply:((((Zilla))))





He woulda made wooden sex toys out of it for the Hittites


Why did Jesus say he had seen Nathaniel under the fig tree? (I think it was Nathaniel anyway---)?

The one without guile

Why did Jesus say he had seen Nathaniel under the fig tree? (I think it was Nathaniel anyway---)?
This passage is in John, chapter 1, starting with verse 45. Jesus was beginning to choose some men to be his disciples. Philip had just said to Nathaniel, "We have found him whom Moses, in the Law, and also the prophets wrote - Jesus, of Nazareth, the son of Joseph." but Nathaniel was skeptical, and said, "Can anything good come out of Nazareth?" and put him off. But Philip insisted that Nathaniel go to see Jesus.

Jesus was showing a special ability when he said, "Behold an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile." Nathaniel was not aware of ever having met Jesus before or had any common friends, and was still skeptical, so he said, "How do you know me?" And then Jesus said to him, "Before Philip called you, when you were under the fig tree, I saw you."

How could Jesus have seen him? Nathaniel had just come from some distance. This was amazing to Nathaniel and convinced him that this was, indeed, someone who was beyond an average human being, and so he said, 'Rabbi! You are the Son of God! You are the King of Israel!" Jesus then said, "Because I said 'I saw you under the fig tree' you believe? You will see greater things than these."



If I told you what you are doing right now, it would be pretty amazing, wouldn't it? Well, Jesus knows,,, but I don't. After that, Nathaniel believed in Jesus.

ada

Ok heres the thing im 5'2 and 180lbs...i fig out a diet plan tell me if its good?????PLZ HELP!?

Alright my mom has been doing this diet thing were she eats 2 bowls of special K each day and she lowered her portions of meals....and she also walks for about 20 min each nite...and has laready lost 22 lbs in 1 month....do you think this sounds like a good plan for me...im 19

Ok heres the thing im 5'2 and 180lbs...i fig out a diet plan tell me if its good?????PLZ HELP!?
that plan sucks.

all she has lost is water weight and muscle not fat plus she has slowed down her metabolism which will make fat loss in future even harder. as soon as she starts eating normal she will gain more than lost back.

find calorie/fitness calculator on the net, enter all your stats and it will tell you how many calories you need a day to maintain, take off 300-400cal off that number and thats how much you need to lose.

dont try to lose more than 1-2lbs a week - its not healthy to lose more.

eat 5-6 small meals a day (eat every 2-3 hours)

5-8 servings of fruit and veggies a day

8 glasses of water

have complex carbs for breakfast - they give you energy

have lean meat (protein) for dinner - repairs muscle

cardio exercise 4-6 times a week for 30-50min, light weight training

dont consume foods that are made of white flour (white bread, cakes, past etc.), sugar loaded foods (cookies, icecream, candy etc) and nothing fried - no junk food.
Reply:that's OK for the short term, but as soon as she returns to eating normally, some of the weight can come back. (or all or more than before) eat well balanced meals with proper portions, drink lots of water, and exercise at least 30 minutes every day. use the links to figure out how much of what kind.
Reply:That sounds like a good diet. But along with lowering the portions of the meals you need to make sure they are nutritious and something you can keep up with once you hit your ideal weight. You don't want to lose the weight too quickly or it is more likely to come back. Also I would recommend taking a multi-vitamin to make sure you get all the good stuff you need.



The best part of the plan is the exercise. That is the most important thing to leading a healthy life.



Good luck.
Reply:for the first time, yes, but later on you are going to quit losing weight by doing this because you will need to consume less calories and take more exercise.

you will need to add strength trianng and cardio to your routione. 20 minutes is not good in the long term. get a jump rope.


URHOOUR HOORU?WHOami?WHooIShoo?sheisSh... ahead and fig this one out,say aloud(can I?)wr1

Who are you? IMME?


How many wasp heads does the gov. allow in a fig newton?

enough to make you bleed internally ^_^

How many wasp heads does the gov. allow in a fig newton?
None, I hope.


Will the curator of the Creation-Museum be sporting a fig leaf this Halloween?

lindsey p!

Will the curator of the Creation-Museum be sporting a fig leaf this Halloween?
A fig leaf for his "twig" and fig fruit for his "berries". Lets just hope it's all held together by fig jam and not that sticky substance you had afore mentioned. ; )
Reply:that would scare away the trick-or-treaters!! lol
Reply:I am a Christian and I believe in creation. I like good looking men. I would never like to see the Creation Museums founder in any stage of undress! The man is not attractive! Ewwwww.
Reply:He probably doesn't celebrate Halloween by dressing up.
Reply:No, he will not be celebrating the devils holiday.
Reply:The curator of the Creation Museum sold me 50 shares of a new clothing line based on the bible. It turned out to be consisting entirely of fig leaves. Do you think I was conned?
Reply:lets hope so
Reply:I think he may have fig leaves for brains.
Reply:Now that would be a sight to run from!LOL!
Reply:I hope so. He'd be arrested for lewd behavior or something and I'm sure the fellas in the county jail would just LOVE his outfit! I'm sure it would be a night he'd never forget, and one that I would never be able to stop laughing at!
Reply:Isn't he in jail? He should be wearing a straight jacket.
Reply:I bet the evolist will be spaning a tail this halloween.
Reply:No but I am pretty sure there will be an apple and a serpent nearby.
Reply:He'll be riding a dinosoar, too.

addis

I would like to know the store that carrys Green Fig reed diffusers?

It is a really nice fragrance and I have looked everywhere.

I would like to know the store that carrys Green Fig reed diffusers?
amazon.com has reed diffusers....here is the link ( has fig listed)



http://www.amazon.com/Reed-Diffusers-8-0...