I think I've ODed on fig rolls - a whole packet. Whats the antidote ?

Bourbon biscuits dipped in a cup of tea, failing that a choc 'n' nut cornetto!

I think I've ODed on fig rolls - a whole packet. Whats the antidote ?
A cork wedged firmly between your buttocks.
Reply:That happened to me when I had a Pack of Mr Kipling Pies. I was as Sick as a dog, And had a dose of the Trots all Evening, and a sore Bummy. There was all Greasy Slimey Lard in my Throat YCCUKH. After it is over the Vomiting and Diarrhoa, A glass of Milk to soothe your Aching Throat. This is one of the Reasons you should have a second Toilet in your House for everybody else to use, when the main one is being Slopped out after you, OOOH The Smell.
Reply:there is no know cure but scientists are working around the clock to find one
Reply:You'll get constipation, so I guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourself, urghh.
Reply:Just warn everyone the toilet is booked and surround yourself with plenty to read as you will be a long time occupent.
Reply:yuk, i think you need to make yourself sick!!
Reply:There is none,



Get plenty of Bog Roll. Brace.



Prepare for the world to fall out your bottom.



Good Luck. If you feel faint, fall away from the sink.....









Janus - WAY too much information!!!! :-D
Reply:Have a King-sized Mars Bar................
Reply:I find custard creams are quite effective.



Although I do think you should consider joining Biscuits Anonymous. Come on, be brave.....
Reply:Banana bungs you back up again!!
Reply:A hob nob
Reply:Some prune juice and weetabix...in a large bowel..
Reply:mmmmmmmm...fig rolls
Reply:i find a good pair of running shoes comes in handy