Poll: Should you wear a fig leaf.......?

If your going on a date? or is that too fruity

Poll: Should you wear a fig leaf.......?
You might like to try a bay leaf. Big enough for you and you can always put it in a stew when you get home.
Reply:I like fruits!!

;)
Reply:Wear underpants instead, much more classy.
Reply:only if you want the runs.
Reply:leaf it at home and go commando
Reply:what the heck is a fig leaf? like from the plant?? wtf
Reply:is there any thing smaller,,
Reply:If you can cover it with a fig leaf , dont bother going on the date mate !!
Reply:If anything it would tone down my fruitiness :) You go for it.
Reply:Yes. Not too fruity at all.
Reply:Only in the UK would that be acceptable...
Reply:So long as you don't give a fig if your date isn't keen to turn over a new leaf .....