I'm out of fig newtons. What should I do?

Call the Cookie Monster, he's always got a stash.

I'm out of fig newtons. What should I do?
Buy new ones??
Reply:switch to oreo's
Reply:Have an oreo!
Reply:Listen Retard, this would be a good time to break the habit. Maybe a patch......or duct tape over your mouth. Go for it, I am sure you can do it.
Reply:I hear oak leaves are all the fashion rage these days.
Reply:God hates figs.



"Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.



"And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.



"And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"



--Matthew 21:18-20
Reply:eat the box. it's high in good 'ol healthy fiber :D
Reply:is it anything else on that fridge of yours?!

yep i guess it has!

maybe a nice cold glass of milk?

id go for that one.. yep, you can loose weight by drinking milk..

very nice!
Reply:Buy more.
Reply:Why do u ask the wierdest questions??? Well u should go buy new ones!!!! Or eat something else!!
Reply:buy some more.
Reply:Try some dried Apricots.