Would a packet of fig rolls count as one of my 5 fruit and veg a day ?

You could try with some fruit pastels, theres more than 5 a day!!

Would a packet of fig rolls count as one of my 5 fruit and veg a day ?
Actually it might- good quality christmas pudding does.
Reply:No, that's way too many vitamins! Just eat the one then stuff yourself full of Rich Tea biscuits to counter the health benefits of the fig roll.
Reply:I think not - YOU MUST BE FIGGING JOKING
Reply:Sure do, and for the other four try a can of cherry coke, a quarter of pear drops, a whole Terry's chocolate orange and a blueberry muffin. Delicious!



If you are really serious about a 'healthy' diet remember that a balanced diet consists of a chocolate bar in each hand!
Reply:Of course they would, figs are fruit aren't they?

I don't have any at the moment but I think there are 12 in each pack, gotta count for more than one unit surely, two at least. They're really good for constipation so they have health benefits which is what it's all about. Believe me and you can eat a pack a day, although you'll probably get the shits. Sorry, can't spell dia......a
Reply:Just eat them anyway, they are tasty and life's too short!!
Reply:Oh no the wouldn't.



Everybody join in Ready?

OH NO THEY WOULDN'T
Reply:yes. You could also have a Terry's Chocolate Orange, a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a strawberry jelly, and some Skittles
Reply:no