If Fig Newtons are fruit and cake...what the heck is fruitcake?

Well, I can tell you what a fruitcake is NOT.

It is NOT something that you want to send to someone you're having problems with as a peace offering.

I worked at the US Embassy in Greece and one year our office asked one of the middle managers to select Christmas gifts to send to the other embassies in Athens. This lunatic chose to order fruitcakes from some horrible catalog. And so, the Embassy of Iraq chose to just return the horrid fruitcake to us instead of just "re-gifting" it, like the Brits probably did.

HAHAHAH!

If Fig Newtons are fruit and cake...what the heck is fruitcake?
Fig Newton is a cake like cooke with fruit in the middle



Fruit cake is a cake made with tiny bites of friuit baked in usuallt with lots of Rum too - and tehre are many differnt kids light and dark cake ones with lots of fruit and ones with just raisins %26amp; dates



All look like a big brick though and fruit cake is traditinally given out aweddings - apparently if you sleep with wedding fruit cake unde ryour people you dream of who you will marry
Reply:Fruitcake is a lot of different fruit, and alcohol or, if you leave it out to long a brick for building homes, or a hammer.
Reply:cake with frout baked in
Reply:no one really knows the answer to this. I think it's cherries, pecans, and a big bowl full of vomit, mixed up and cured with rum.
Reply:I would say but Yahoo will censor it.
Reply:bunch of nuts working together
Reply:pure, concentrated evil.
Reply:Fruitcake is really bad-tasting, heavy cake made of dried or candied fruit cakes and nuts that are soaked in root beer or barbeque sauce, often used in the celebration of weddings and Christmas.



The Fig Newton (in Europe, a Fig Roll) is a soft, cake-like cookie filled with fig jam. These taste much better.
Reply:nasty lol i dunno probably not fruit n not really cake

have a great day
Reply:You've never heard of fruit cake? Oh my gosh, I'm older than I thought!
Reply:Oh, indeed, you are pondering one of the great mysteries of the universe.
Reply:synonym for "doorstop"
Reply:fruitcake, is usually expensive, because it made with dryed canndied fruit, and nuts. put into a batter.usually if you make it your self, you then soak it with cheese cloth and add rum to it before the hollidays.
Reply:go ask the people who makes it
Reply:a hot mess!...or something you get your mother-in-law from hell for Christmas
Reply:NASTY
Reply:It is the nastiest tasting stuff ever created and I wonder who thought of it and did that person actually think it was good, guess they must have or else they would have thrown it out and none of the rest of us would be subjected to it.
Reply:disgusting
Reply:I'll tell you what fruitcake is...GROSS!
Reply:if you happen to find one that was homemade and soaked in rum, feel lucky, they are SO FREEKIN YUMMY!
Reply:ONE WORD - NASTY
Reply:Either a doorstop, or a rather large hockey puck.
Reply:there was only 1000 fruitcakes ever invented, and they have been given as presents and re-gifted to other people 1000's of times without ever being open or eaten, now the secret is out!!!
Reply:Honestly? Some nasty a** sh**!!!!!! That is my professional opinion.
Reply:This nasty log off poo- I seriously know no one who even likes fruitcake.... It reminds me of bad Christmas gifts from old peeps.
Reply:well instead of cookie form with fig filling it is a cake I hope you know what a cake is if so then fruit cake has dozens of other fruits,and nuts in it.

check out the claxton.com site think they make more fruit cake than anyone.