Joke...The Pastor And The Fig Leaf?

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"



The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."



"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"



"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"



"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"



So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.



After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."



"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"



"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.



"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"

Joke...The Pastor And The Fig Leaf?
LOL%26gt;....you rock...here's one for you hun





A man comes from overseas to get a job as a tree trimmer in the US. For his job, he has a huge knife and attempts to walk through airport security with it. The security officer asks "Where are you going with that knife?" The man replies "I go to America to chop bush!"





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Reply:hahahahahaaa, was gonna say "naughty pastor" but i see nemesis beat me to it,

naughty nemesis, naughty lol
Reply:Naughty pastor?
Reply:Ha ha funny one. Guess the pastor had a sneaky peek!!





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Reply:LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good 1!!! star 4 u!
Reply:Good one.!!!

Still smiling.!!!
Reply:on top form as usual
Reply:lol another good one, thx for sharing the fun. keep them coming. a star for you;)
Reply:You're brilliant hon. ..well done
Reply:A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer.

The bartender looked up and said, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?”

The guy said, “I’m from Iowa.”

The bartender asked, “What the heck you do in Iowa?”

The guy responded, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender asked, “Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?”

The guy said nervously, “I mount animals.”

The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
Reply:Good one I really laughed at that.
Reply:Yeah that's pretty good!
Reply:Hahahahahaha, I wonder if he had green fingers.
Reply:lol
Reply:HA very funny!
Reply:that was a funny one :)