Why is it everytime I eat a bag of fig newtons I feel like dropping an apple out of my butt?

maybe your eatting apple newtons instead...



probably all teh fiber that they have.

Why is it everytime I eat a bag of fig newtons I feel like dropping an apple out of my butt?
I just got back from HR... LOL... they asked me if everything is okay and some people were worried. I crack up too much at work in front of my monitor... HA! this is so awesome... Great mind Sauron!



By the way... WTHE2x's hockey sticks are you doing in my KIMCHEE?
Reply:ha ha ha ! ITS THE FIBER and its GOOD for you .. Keep on dropping your apples out of ur butt and stay HEALTHY! WINK
Reply:Just want to test the theory of gravity?
Reply:are you eating them under the apple tree naked?
Reply:Your mind is relating fig with the story of Adam and Eve, thinking of the forbidden fruit. Most people associate forbidden fruit with the apple, but in reality it was probably a fig. Figs grow in that region of the world and not apples. This also explains the fig leave underpants. Either that or your prostate has another personality.
Reply:Geeezzz don't we get an intermission?
Reply:Hmmm, maybe because you don't get any other fiber??
Reply:nature's roto rooter....
Reply:You eat that much in one sitting? You need to clear out more than one apple!
Reply:LOTS OF FIBER!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Don't shove an apple up your butt prior to eating a package of fig newtons!!
Reply:I agree the bar contains fiber which is good for you
Reply:hmmmm, perhaps you're insane.