Ever noticed how most dates don't give a fig these days?

I slipped on the last one. Do you think it was stoned?

Ever noticed how most dates don't give a fig these days?
It's the pits these days that's for sure... Some fruitcake last week wanted to stop at a seedy hotel... I peeled out of there pdq... and nearly bowled him over on the way by... Hmmm... Newton.. remember that name girls.. avoid him like a bad apple.



(It's about 15 years too late to mention the cheery pits...)
Reply:lol, remind me to tell you my run in with the papaya's kumquat! It's a juicy story too. (eww!) Report It
Reply:would have to have been, if it was your date.
Reply:"i was stoned and i missed it,,,"
Reply:Probably, were you?
Reply:probably!
Reply:Darn those dates.
Reply:thats just a FIGure of speech and is sooooo DATEd !!
Reply:LOL, go fig-ure. =)
Reply:You're raisen a good question.
Reply:dates and figs are two separate fruits, they dont now, never have and never will give out each other.

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