Sunday, February 12, 2012

Would Christians still believe if Jesus turned the fig tree into a plane?

What if he used da Vinci's plans?

Would Christians still believe if Jesus turned the fig tree into a plane?
They'd have screamed "ALIEN!" and decapitated him. He would have died in any case, I doubt he had a chance.
Reply:The withered fig tree was also a prophecy. (The fig tree represents Israel. - Eschatology 101) )
Reply:Here ya go Sho-Nuff. More stupid questions you can ask that have already been asked a zillion times.



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Reply:yeah duh
Reply:I would doubt it if he would have done that. When we was in the dessert for 40 days being tempted by Satan he was asked to turn a stone into bread, and to jump off a church and have the angels save him, but since he would not abuse the power he had, he refused. So i doubt that he would turn a fig treen into a plane.
Reply:What a "blind" question.

And da bitchy's plans are not needed by Jesus to do so.
Reply:what a STUPID question from... no doubt a STUPID person. would christians still believe if.......

the name "christians" says it all... followers of christ? doesn't this mean they alredy believe in him (without seeing a fig tree turned into a plane)

Like, seriously.... You're on a different degree of STUPID! or something.....
Reply:What's a plane?


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