If I walked into a church with only a fig leaf to hide my bits, would I be thrown out?

After all adam and eve were aloud too?

If I walked into a church with only a fig leaf to hide my bits, would I be thrown out?
I have no idea....but I'm sure your entrance would definitly wake up those who have fallen asleep in the pews....hahaha..
Reply:Actually, Adam and Eve were NOT allowed to walk around in just fig leaves. They did that themselves. If you look at

Gen 3:21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.



Fig leaves weren't good enough then, skimpy clothing today is no different.
Reply:nobody will throw u out
Reply:If you lived in my country, you wouldn't even get to the church doors- the police would get you first. Or worse still, you'd be lynched by other people before the police could get you.



Adam and Eve were not allowed (not aloud) to wear fig leaves. They made the things themselves, but then Jehovah gave them LONG GARMENTS. That should tell you something.



Gen 3:7- Then the eyes of both of them became opened and they began to realize that they were naked. Hence they sewed fig leaves together and made loin coverings for themselves.



Gen 3:21- And Jehovah God proceeded to make long garments of skin for Adam and for his wife and to clothe them
Reply:I'd suggest doing it on Halloween and attending as Adam, but Halloween is a pagan holiday, so you're screwed either way.
Reply:yap, you would. This is the 21st century and there are DECENCY LAWS!
Reply:thrown out and put back into school, as well as, a class on human decency.
Reply:You're not Adam or Eve.Try walking into church to learn something.
Reply:Doubtful; your bits would be so small they would be virtually unnoticeable; ergo, no objections.
Reply:Aloud? ALOUD?



wow... go back ta school and get yerself some lernins boy.



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I'd quit now if I were you. It's not grammer, it's grammar.



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Wow man... now you're just feeding the flame.
Reply:I doubt anyone would touch you to throw you out. They'd probably politely ask you to leave, or worse, try to convert you.
Reply:I like your question. Why not try a nudist colony and see if they have a church there.... this people are rational, tolerant and understanding also :)
Reply:In many churches you would and in many places you'd be arrested for indecent exposure when the cops arrived. And rightly so.



Adam and Eve did not enter a church dressed only in fig leaves, nor did they enter any building or mix with people who were not relatives, so I have no idea where you are coming from.
Reply:Well you might get a personal invite to meet the priest privately.

ben