Or was that burning bush the only talking plant in the Bible?
When Jesus cursed the fig tree, did the tree curse him in return?
the fig tree prolly had a little more class
Reply:no....
sorry to spoil the ending but it died.
Reply:Jesus Loves the fig but hates the figure.
If you ever catch me chopping down a banana tree because it isn't producing perfect banana's, get me a white coat and lock me up.
Reply:rebel jesus did not talk to fruitcakes
Reply:Yeah! He cursed him to die on a cross!
Reply:if u are going to ask a question know what u are talking about
Reply:No, the burning bush was the only talking plant.
I never understood that parable. Why did Jesus curse a fig tree that was out of season for not producing figs?
Reply:Strange how someone as central to christian belief as Jesus would waste his time running around cursing at trees.
Kinda makes you wonder if there isn't something to this whole 'atheism' bit...
Reply:I'll take the burning bush over America's Bush any day of the week. The talking plant was more intelligent at least.
Reply:Jesus is highly allergic to Fig Newtons. He turns into one huge hive.
Reply:Yeh, that tree cussed him out.
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Reply:The Romans made crosses out of fig trees. Didn't you know?
Reply:If you read the passage you will see that he cursed the tree for not bearing fruit when it was not in season.
A real rational dude!
Reply:The burning bush is why we have a hole in the ozone.
Reply:Hence the curse, "Jesus Christ!".
Reply:Yes... This is why Jesus wept near death, because the tree told him Pauline Christianity would destroy the real Christianity in the 300s AD.
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