How did Adam and Eve get the fig leaves to stay on?

Knowledge of good and evil.



The evil knowledge involved a sticky substance in private areas...



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Too far?

How did Adam and Eve get the fig leaves to stay on?
Staple Gun.
Reply:Snail goo! Snails were like ancient Elmer's Glue bottles :)
Reply:Pine pitch and bluebird spit did the trick.. Apply with a bee muff.
Reply:sheer will power
Reply:Creative folding. :P
Reply:Pixie Pagan, it is hard to judge the aesthetics of a structure before it is erected.
Reply:They didn't. How do you think Cain, Abel, and their other children came to be?
Reply:Given that the leaves cover their "privates"... could it be "love juice"???

That is sticky, no?
Reply:Nutella.



It was quite messy.

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Reply:Maple syrup.



Adam had to have a really small pee pee if a fig leaf could cover it up.
Reply:They hadn't discovered bathing yet.



EDIT:

@SGinger:

No, figs grow on trees. My parents have two in their back yard.



That does bring to mind the fact that figs are pretty sticky on the inside. Perhaps fig jam was the culprit?
Reply:I could be wrong, but, aren't fig leave grown on a vine? if so they could have intertwine the vine.
Reply:serpent venom
Reply:double-sided sticky tape
Reply:I thought they wore banana leaves
Reply:Dried C......

........ a never mind

......... if you have to ask perhaps you are too innocent to know
Reply:Holy Super Glue.

Now...ask how they got them OFF?
Reply:I think they had some of that boob paste that J Lo uses.
Reply:My first thought was crab claws...but that's disgusting...so nevermind.

miriam