Was brother Jesus angry against figs,as he slapped the fig tree & didn't make fig wine out of water;Jesus wept

For you have done nothing wrong, you done nothing right. In making us laugh, you have made us cry. To set things right, we have set things wrong. For to make us laugh you will not do.

Was brother Jesus angry against figs,as he slapped the fig tree %26amp; didn't make fig wine out of water;Jesus wept
Jesus is probably weeping over you right now. You are nasty.
Reply:brother J likes grape whine I like figs… but I also like grapes.



I was just pist at the fickun fig that day
Reply:What, exactly, are you trying to say? And can you tell me in the Bible where it says Jesus wept? I can, I just want to see if you know.
Reply:why the hell do u keep asking such stupid questions?
Reply:Thats a low blow. Blasphemy should not be in poor taste. Don't mock mankind in such a tackless way.



Jesus wept
Reply:Jesus wept indeed.
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thats a fig tree not the tree of life



intersting, you just made me think, the tree was a fig tree and supposedly in genesis they put fig leaves ill have to read genesis tonight to see



and as you know god comes down and gives them animal hides, ie shedding of innocent blood saying the fig leave is mans way and thats no good



is the mythic jesus cutting a fig tree kinda like saying you cant use the fig, its mans way, it doesnt work



like, you got to use my way cause im god



interesting, from me an agnostic from you i assume your an atheist agnostic type but i dont know,



youve made me think and want to ask about that



thanks



not a stupid question now was it first poster jack ss
Reply:As He killed the fig tree around 2000 years ago...He is totally capable of killing it today too...just as "You are done!"
Reply:I have this terrible feeling that you have only actually read 2 or three pages in the bible. One of them must have been when Christ made water into wine---(not fig wine) and when He passed the fig tree and was hungry and didn't find any figs....there is nothing in scripture that says He slapped the tree. And then the last thing you read must have been that He wept. Well, he actually wept as He was standing at the tomb of His friend Lazarus. I don't know anyone who has gotten those three separate events into one day. But I am sure others can pick and choose what they want as well as you can.



Please note that Jesus wasn't ANGRY. He didn't slap anything---and He made really good wine out of water----I wish I knew why Christ wept at the tomb of Lazarus because He knew He was about to raise Lazarus from the dead. Could it be that Christ knew something about Lazarus that we didn't? Could it have been better to leave Lazarus as he was? Except for the grief of the sisters He may have done just that. But what do I know.



Thanks for asking the question. You have a good day now---ya hear?
Reply:Matthew 21



1 And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an *** tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. 3 And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. 4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, 5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ***, and a colt the foal of an ***. 6 And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, 7 And brought the ***, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon. 8 And a very great multitude spread their garments in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and strawed them in the way. 9 And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the son of David: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest. 10 And when he was come into Jerusalem, all the city was moved, saying, Who is this? 11 And the multitude said, This is Jesus the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee. 12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, 13 And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves. 14 And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he healed them. 15 And when the chief priests and scribes saw the wonderful things that he did, and the children crying in the temple, and saying, Hosanna to the son of David; they were sore displeased, 16 And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise? 17 And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there. 18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. 19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away. 20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away! 21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. 22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. 23 And when he was come into the temple, the chief priests and the elders of the people came unto him as he was teaching, and said, By what authority doest thou these things? and who gave thee this authority? 24 And Jesus answered and said unto them, I also will ask you one thing, which if ye tell me, I in like wise will tell you by what authority I do these things. 25 The baptism of John, whence was it? from heaven, or of men? And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If we shall say, From heaven; he will say unto us, Why did ye not then believe him? 26 But if we shall say, Of men; we fear the people; for all hold John as a prophet. 27 And they answered Jesus, and said, We cannot tell. And he said unto them, Neither tell I you by what authority I do these things. 28 But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard. 29 He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went. 30 And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not. 31 Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. 32 For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him. 33 Hear another parable: There was a certain householder, which planted a vineyard, and hedged it round about, and digged a winepress in it, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and went into a far country: 34 And when the time of the fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the husbandmen, that they might receive the fruits of it. 35 And the husbandmen took his servants, and beat one, and killed another, and stoned another. 36 Again, he sent other servants more than the first: and they did unto them likewise. 37 But last of all he sent unto them his son, saying, They will reverence my son. 38 But when the husbandmen saw the son, they said among themselves, This is the heir; come, let us kill him, and let us seize on his inheritance. 39 And they caught him, and cast him out of the vineyard, and slew him. 40 When the lord therefore of the vineyard cometh, what will he do unto those husbandmen? 41 They say unto him, He will miserably destroy those wicked men, and will let out his vineyard unto other husbandmen, which shall render him the fruits in their seasons. 42 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes? 43 Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof. 44 And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder. 45 And when the chief priests and Pharisees had heard his parables, they perceived that he spake of them. 46 But when they sought to lay hands on him, they feared the multitude, because they took him for a prophet.