Would President Bush have greater appeal if he were.....say, a fig newton?

Mmmm.....fig newtons.

Would President Bush have greater appeal if he were.....say, a fig newton?
Yeah, he would've made a great afternoon snack for President Gore. I'd definitely like him better that way.
Reply:umm no, and did you know that the crunchy parts in fig newtons are in FACT bugs???? Seriously!!!!!! ewwwwww!!!
Reply:I'm sure he'll have more then you!!!
Reply:I thought he was a fig newton..or is it just a fig
Reply:hell yes



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Reply:never
Reply:Isn't Newton a genius?

hmmmm.....
Reply:Well he would certainly be more delicious, if that's even possible as he looks pretty succulent right now.
Reply:Yes he would......

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