...as Revelation predicts of course....
Did Jesus smite the fig tree to prepare for slaying the dragon?
I need to figure out how to get smite more into my daily vocabulary. It is a cool word and I just never have cause to use it.
Reply:That's a misquote. He spanked the naughty monkey to prepare for petting the golden beaver, it's in the lost Gospel according to Saint Larry of Flint; 13.6 on page twenty three.
Reply:Jesus was just pissed the tree had no fruit because he was hungry. One of his "human" moments... There are few things I would like to "smite" if I had the power...
Reply:I think he just had a little too much spice in his meal. That fig tree was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It wasn't pretty.
If you know what I'm sayin'.
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