When Jesus cursed that fig tree, did it curse him right back?

Merciful heavens no! Trees have much better manners than that. In fact, I can state that without a doubt, I have never in my life, heard a tree curse anyone out. They might nave been tempted, but no.



Oh, wait, what was that I heard from my oak tree.....I did what? ...You want me to what? It was an accident, I didn't mean to break that little branch of yours! .... HEY! I will NOT tolerate that kind of language from you young oak tree, or should I say OLD oak tree, look at your leaves! All dusty and ....... YOU GO WASH YOUR LEAVES OFF WITH SOAP!





uh....what was I saying? Oh yes, trees never curse......



Hey Tree, BE QUIET OUT THERE!



PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TREE BEHIND THE CURTAIN!





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When Jesus cursed that fig tree, did it curse him right back?
It "figged him a newton." mmmmm.... Fig Newtons.
Reply:it was the first case of Turret's
Reply:Probably...or at least, people. I'm allergic to figs...and I love them...=0(



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Reply:That tree came forward to sacrifice itself as a martyr for jesus's crucifiction.
Reply:My fig trees don't speak. Do yours talk to you?
Reply:Eventually, the trees got their revenge, I spose...
Reply:No, but I always wondered why He cursed it.

Couldn't He have easily blessed it and called it to produce fruit?



Edit: Voice of Reason... are you referring to Tourettes?



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Reply:no



it died
Reply:IT PUNCHED HIM...I THINK WE HAVE AN ICON TITLED "THE BEATEN JESUS"