Why don't we just wear fig leaves anymore?

too much like a speedo?

Why don't we just wear fig leaves anymore?
Figs leaves are SOOO last millenium...
Reply:um maybe because there is clothes now bye now god bless you
Reply:We have thongs.
Reply:I'm gonna need something bigger...if you know what I mean...
Reply:It would be over-dressed.
Reply:I think industry did a lot to make clothes the social standard. You can't sell fig leaves for a lot of money.



Peace!
Reply:I think we should wear leaves of poison oak or poison ivy. That way we can atone to the Lord while we avoid that satanic materialism that comes from wearing other fabrics such as cotton or wool. And may I say, people who wear satin, silk, or cashmere...you are headed straight to the ninth circle of hell!!!
Reply:'Cause of the ugly stick! (And I'm definitely *not* just casting stones elsewhere.)
Reply:I, for one, live in a climate too cold for just a leaf. Gortex, baby! Summer is here though (up to 75 today) could try the leaf thing, after two births and at 6 months pregnant with the third, you may actually prefer that I wear more.
Reply:A fig leaf wouldnt cover the obese as.ses of my fellow fundamental Americans...

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